Holidays are great. Happy children running around with Christmas gifts, parents talking with distant relatives,and me eating several pies by myself. Then theirs New Years. Staying up till three in the morning, drinking sparkling water. Watching that crystal ball drop on the cement of Times Square. So no matter how you celebrate your holiday, just remember some one out their is celebrating just like you.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Bugs are strange. Their little beady eyes, their spindly legs,and their nasty bug fur. But, I feel bad for them. Like say when a bug moves in to a giant house, then the mom smashes it with a shoe. Does the family of the bug feel sad?Or do bugs think that being squashed is just part of life? Poor little creatures. If you see a bug just put it in a cup and take it outside. Or squish it and feel horrible about yourself. Your choice.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
- Do wear pants.
- Don't pick your nose in public.
- Do learn how to talk.
- Don't be mean to the elderly.
- Do became famous.
- Don't pick your friend's nose, you will be slapped.
- Do bathe.
- Don't forget where you live.
- Do brush your teeth.
- Don't ever stick your tongue to a frozen pole, it will end badly, TRUST ME.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Hello,welcome to my blog.Why are reading it? Is it funny? Is it crazy? Are you crazy? Am I crazy? Well, whatever your reason, I'm happy you're reading. Reading is fun. Especially blogs. It's like reading someone's diary. Or soul. So enjoy. Enjoy reading my soul.