Friday, December 28, 2012

Question #7

Dear Cambria,
I'm haVing a hard tilme decide beweten something...
HoW should I chose?
Love, Confused Chooser

Dear Confused Chooser,
You don't make any sense.

Love the answer giver,

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Meowy Christmas

Soooo, Christmas is such a wonderful time. This year my cats (Smokey, Meeko, Puka, and Shakir) got to play in the wrappers of every Christmas gift. They dove in the boxes and hid behind the trees. It was adorable.

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!

Monday, December 24, 2012

Question #6

Question: One of my best friends won't stop flirting with me and neither of us like each other. It's almost insulting. I don't want to be a jerk though, but it seems like thats the only thing to stop us from squabbling.

Dear ________,

Who cares? 
A. You're overreacting!
B. Get over it.

Maybe he/she isn't even flirting! Ever thought about that? Maybe that's how they talk to you, but you just noticed. 

Hope you can forgive me for this,

Sunday, December 23, 2012

The Sad Short Life of A Facebook Relationship

We all know someone who has made the mistake of putting their relationship status on Facebook. We watch these certain people say these types of things...

'Certain persons name' Is the one for me, I know I admit, I'm in love with him! Baby boy, if your reading this, I want you to know how much you mean to me and how much I love you ♥ 

My response to this is GAG! Would you care to know how old these two are??? 13! Yep and two weeks later they broke up! It really is a curse, change your status two weeks later you're done for. Don't do it!

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Question #5

Name: Wanting to Have a Best Friend
Question: Who are your best friends and why?

I have two extremely close best friends. My dear friend Megan, because she is funny and very lovable. Emma, is my other best friend. She is hilarious and has almost the same personality as me.
Now for you, try to find someone who has the same interests as you. Join some clubs, activities, and such to find people similar to you!

Hope you have luck,

Friday, December 21, 2012

Question #4

Name: HatingaCertainPersoninCentauri
Question: Dear Cambria,
Have you ever wanted to tell someone that you really do not want to be friends with them? Though they keep making contact with you. You hold your tongue for all of it, but how long can this last until you finally tell the person off? Please help me with this issue. I reall disklike this person.

Well, I have actually. But, fear not becuase this is the go to choice. Ignore this person for as long as possible. Smile at times, but nothing more than that. Soon they will get the hint.

With friendship and joy,


Yes,. ladies and gentlemen this might be the last day you ever get to read my blog! So here are some important facts:

  • Today I'll be passing out suckers and saying "Happy End of The World! Try not to die."
  • I might start screaming down the school halls.
  • I also have to finish a math final, sooooo hopefully the world ends before that.
  • Smokey has already curled up on my sweater and is ready for anything.
  • Zombies may be knocking on your door. So be prepared.
  • And lastly, I love you all!

Monday, December 17, 2012

Happy Birthday to MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

that's right everyone! It's your great friend, Cambria's birthday!! Celebrate it by eating a piece of cake in your room like me

Friday, December 14, 2012

Celebrate with Me!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, today is the finest day. It's MONKEY DAY!!
Wooooo! Celebrate with a nice banana and other assorted fruits.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Answer #3

Name: Gossip 
Question: Dear Cambria,
Everyone at my school is spreading awful rumors about me and my friends. How would you handle this?

Dear Gossip,
I am so sorry to hear this! I personally would confront the rumors. Be honest and say it is all fake. Don't let it get to you, teenagers get bored and lie!!!! Trust me!
With the best of luck,


Happy last major numerical date on the Gregorian calendar for another century! Hope you spent it well!

Monday, December 10, 2012

NiGhTMaReS Of DEATH!!!!!!

Yes, these were the scariest dreams I've ever had.....
And this monkey is the reason:

He might not seem like a death creature but he was... Oh how he tortured me each night. i'd wake up with sweat and tears running down my face simultaneously!!!

So it goes like this.
Bobo (monkey puppet name) would be sitting in my room just chilling. I'd be in my bed chilling too. Then suddenly Bobo would get up! His monkey arms grew longer and longer. Then he'd lung forward and right before his arms wrapped completely around my neck I'd wake up.
Every night, this dream would replay... Until I took my real Bobo puppet and threw it to my dogs.

Sunday, December 9, 2012

The Town That Everyone Hates.

Yes, I know. It's been a long time. But now I'm back!!! From where you ask? From Lazyville of course! Bahahahaha
Ok. Story time children!!!!

I live in a town that is not on most maps. And no this is not false, I'd tell you where I live but that's creepy. So take my word for it. Well everyone who has ever lived in my tiny , sad town knows someone who has said these exact words:
    " (Town Name) is soooo boring! I hate it here. I want to go far away and never come back."

The people who say this eventually do leave. But in the next 2-5 years they return. This has happened for years, and years, and years. I on the other hand, enjoy this little town. Everyone is bitter and depressed but in the best of ways.