Friday, December 28, 2012

Question #7

Dear Cambria,
I'm haVing a hard tilme decide beweten something...
HoW should I chose?
Love, Confused Chooser

Dear Confused Chooser,
You don't make any sense.

Love the answer giver,

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Meowy Christmas

Soooo, Christmas is such a wonderful time. This year my cats (Smokey, Meeko, Puka, and Shakir) got to play in the wrappers of every Christmas gift. They dove in the boxes and hid behind the trees. It was adorable.

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!

Monday, December 24, 2012

Question #6

Question: One of my best friends won't stop flirting with me and neither of us like each other. It's almost insulting. I don't want to be a jerk though, but it seems like thats the only thing to stop us from squabbling.

Dear ________,

Who cares? 
A. You're overreacting!
B. Get over it.

Maybe he/she isn't even flirting! Ever thought about that? Maybe that's how they talk to you, but you just noticed. 

Hope you can forgive me for this,

Sunday, December 23, 2012

The Sad Short Life of A Facebook Relationship

We all know someone who has made the mistake of putting their relationship status on Facebook. We watch these certain people say these types of things...

'Certain persons name' Is the one for me, I know I admit, I'm in love with him! Baby boy, if your reading this, I want you to know how much you mean to me and how much I love you ♥ 

My response to this is GAG! Would you care to know how old these two are??? 13! Yep and two weeks later they broke up! It really is a curse, change your status two weeks later you're done for. Don't do it!

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Question #5

Name: Wanting to Have a Best Friend
Question: Who are your best friends and why?

I have two extremely close best friends. My dear friend Megan, because she is funny and very lovable. Emma, is my other best friend. She is hilarious and has almost the same personality as me.
Now for you, try to find someone who has the same interests as you. Join some clubs, activities, and such to find people similar to you!

Hope you have luck,

Friday, December 21, 2012

Question #4

Name: HatingaCertainPersoninCentauri
Question: Dear Cambria,
Have you ever wanted to tell someone that you really do not want to be friends with them? Though they keep making contact with you. You hold your tongue for all of it, but how long can this last until you finally tell the person off? Please help me with this issue. I reall disklike this person.

Well, I have actually. But, fear not becuase this is the go to choice. Ignore this person for as long as possible. Smile at times, but nothing more than that. Soon they will get the hint.

With friendship and joy,


Yes,. ladies and gentlemen this might be the last day you ever get to read my blog! So here are some important facts:

  • Today I'll be passing out suckers and saying "Happy End of The World! Try not to die."
  • I might start screaming down the school halls.
  • I also have to finish a math final, sooooo hopefully the world ends before that.
  • Smokey has already curled up on my sweater and is ready for anything.
  • Zombies may be knocking on your door. So be prepared.
  • And lastly, I love you all!

Monday, December 17, 2012

Happy Birthday to MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

that's right everyone! It's your great friend, Cambria's birthday!! Celebrate it by eating a piece of cake in your room like me

Friday, December 14, 2012

Celebrate with Me!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, today is the finest day. It's MONKEY DAY!!
Wooooo! Celebrate with a nice banana and other assorted fruits.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Answer #3

Name: Gossip 
Question: Dear Cambria,
Everyone at my school is spreading awful rumors about me and my friends. How would you handle this?

Dear Gossip,
I am so sorry to hear this! I personally would confront the rumors. Be honest and say it is all fake. Don't let it get to you, teenagers get bored and lie!!!! Trust me!
With the best of luck,


Happy last major numerical date on the Gregorian calendar for another century! Hope you spent it well!

Monday, December 10, 2012

NiGhTMaReS Of DEATH!!!!!!

Yes, these were the scariest dreams I've ever had.....
And this monkey is the reason:

He might not seem like a death creature but he was... Oh how he tortured me each night. i'd wake up with sweat and tears running down my face simultaneously!!!

So it goes like this.
Bobo (monkey puppet name) would be sitting in my room just chilling. I'd be in my bed chilling too. Then suddenly Bobo would get up! His monkey arms grew longer and longer. Then he'd lung forward and right before his arms wrapped completely around my neck I'd wake up.
Every night, this dream would replay... Until I took my real Bobo puppet and threw it to my dogs.

Sunday, December 9, 2012

The Town That Everyone Hates.

Yes, I know. It's been a long time. But now I'm back!!! From where you ask? From Lazyville of course! Bahahahaha
Ok. Story time children!!!!

I live in a town that is not on most maps. And no this is not false, I'd tell you where I live but that's creepy. So take my word for it. Well everyone who has ever lived in my tiny , sad town knows someone who has said these exact words:
    " (Town Name) is soooo boring! I hate it here. I want to go far away and never come back."

The people who say this eventually do leave. But in the next 2-5 years they return. This has happened for years, and years, and years. I on the other hand, enjoy this little town. Everyone is bitter and depressed but in the best of ways.

Monday, October 29, 2012


He would be exactly 70 years old today..... He was a great man.
Just remeber folks, happy trees! Happy BUSHES! CLOUDS WITH FEELING!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Why Smokey the Cat is my Hero

1. He can sleep all day.
2. He hides in closets.
3. Smokey can beat up dogs.
4. He loves musicals, and if you try to change the channel he'll scream bloody murder.
5.Smokey sleeps on the couch pillows.
6.He has awesome battle scars from neighborhood fights.
7. His tail has dark rings around it.
8. Smokey drinks out of the bathtub faucet.
9. He likes watching cars go by.
10. Smokey loves me as much as I love him.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Melodramatic Teens

So, I was browsing on Facebook one fine evening and I came across a girl's status. It read exactly in these words :

-__- cant take this any more!!!!)':

Yes that was the exact words she said. I wanted to post a comment but I realized that I didn't even know this girl. So instead I continued looking at my news feed. Then another melodramatic status popped up!

Im sooo sick of all this stupid drama, can't we all be 

friends?? So tired of stupid stuck up girls! ;(((


Really? Are you kidding me? Doesn't that just create more drama??? I of course did NOT like that status. Because I knew that it would cause her to think she can say dumb things! Then I saw ANOTHER status....

Seriously hating life right now.-.- I can't believe he 

broke up with me!!! We were sooo happy... DDD;

Then a comment showed up.

Dude, you were with him for three days. Calm down.

I sort of liked this comment and was promptly followed by ten other people. The girl who posted the melodramatic statement said:
The first guy who commented said back:

It's the truth. :)

After that I turned off my laptop and went to bed.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

The Carnival.....Again?

Well, this carnival was the same as the last. Big rides, little rides, medium rides, and those creepy booths that nobody wins at. My friends and I decided to go on the "FIREBALL!" So we showed our wristbands to the guy and found our seats. The ride is like this:

(But, our ride was not that large, nor did this carnival have a giant roller coaster in the back.)
After about 3 minutes the ride began. It was fairly slow at first but as soon as the controller man hit a switch, everything got crazy. I was screaming like a banshee, the kid in front of me was laughing his head off, and my friend just sat there in silence. Soon we heard a really loud yelp. Then we saw the cause of it a phone was spiraling down from the top point of the ride, only to crash at the bottom of the steps. I craned my neck to see if it was my phone. It was not. I tried to push my phone back into my pocket but the force of gravity was to much. I couldn't do it. I tried to just hold on to it so it would not crash like the other guys. After about 2 seconds my hand slipped. I watched horror struck as my phone plummeted down.... It landed right at the carny rats feet. He bent down picked it up and started looking at my messages! I started screaming words like "HEY!!! STOP IT THAT IS NOT YOUR PHONE PUNK!" The efforts were fruitless. HE then turned the phone off and chucked of the side of the ride. I almost died. The ride ended, I ripped my stupid seat belt of and charged down the steps. There my phone laid with it's parts strewn all around. I glared at the man, picked up the pieces and stalked off. Thankfully my phone still works perfectly. Well, except for the C button, 8 button, most puncutation, most of the touch screen, and the camera zoom feature..... But whatever.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Facebook Games

We all play them... Some more than others. Some people hide their games from the public eye. Nothings worse than having a friend find out that you play Farmville 12 hours a day.Facebook games can control your life. Yoville, Bubble Safari, Farmville, Dragon City, House M.D: Critical Case, Marvel Alliance, Sims 3, and Poker 3D. Ridiculous I know. How many games have you been wasting time with?

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Q's and A's

Question #1
Name: Sad in San Deigo
Question: How do you stay so happy all the time?

Answer #1
Dear Sad,
It's been an easy task since birth. Just surround yourself with happy people. If the people around you are happy, it boosts up your aurora. Just try it.

With hope for your happiness,

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The Un-Revolving Social Circle

     My social life is usually reduced to a minimum during the summer. Most people make it their priority to have an extreme social life during their summerfest extrvaganza. I of course, am unlike most people. I have exactly 143 friends on the Facebook. Around 30% of these people have posssibly crossed paths with me. The other 70% unfortunatly not.(Tragic really) My REAL friends (all 8 of them) are probably hanging out together without me. This is becuase I do not enjoy their frivolous outings. Swimming, movies, park, river, all things summer are enjoyed by these so called friends. While I Cambria sit at home. Blogging.....

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Rain and IceCream

Oh the rain... I always enjoy it with a huge bowl of ice cream. Yes, it's cold. But, it tastes like angels frolicking on your tongue. Sorta like bacon when it's crispy. Rain on the other hand is cold and wet. It makes me feel gross. Like a dog that got it's nose attacked by a skunk. But, with ice cream, I really enjoy it. As long as there is a five centimeter thick pane between us.

Monday, June 18, 2012


Many of you have probably seen that one Sponge-Bob episode when Squidward gets stuck in that time machine. At the end he gets stuck in that blank room with the words swirling around. It was pretty crazy. I was just thinking about what that would be like. All alone for ever. Just sitting there all by yourself. How boring. Would you even need to talk? Poor Robinson Crusoe. At least he had Friday. But that one kid off Hatchet, he knew what it was like to be alone. he went slightly crazy but he recovered at least. What if you had to do that? How crazy and sad that would be like..... 

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Music♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Music is one of my favorite things. Listening to it, playing music, writing it. I play quite a few instruments like the piano, clarinet, violin, and I can sing.(poorly but it's still music) Are you jealous yet? Well you should be. In college I am planning on taking Music Theory. In that class students learn a bout The Circle of Fifths. I've already learned it. So ha. And yes this post was mostly to brag.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Let's pretend this never happened...

     Once again I had a HUGE awkward moment. Of course it was in a Walmart check-out line.. We were quickly trying to get done with shopping at Walmart, because who really enjoys shopping at Walmart anyway? So as we were waiting a woman tapped my shoulder.
  "Yes?" I said politely while turning around.
  "You, my dear have a sticker on your back." she giggled repulsively.
  "Oh so I do" I laughed "Thank you for telling me."
         Then there was an awkward pause. She had a creepy smile on her face and wouldn't look away. So i just continued smiling. After that moment, it was our turn to ring up our items. She continued staring. I glanced back occasionally, and each time her eyes were staring creepily at my head. Finally, the cashier but the last items in a bag. We thanked him, and quickly left. As we were getting into our car, I happened to look to my right and I saw the woman getting into her own car. She was still smiling.When she looked in my direction she gave a small wave and drove away. I settled into my seat and just thought "What a weirdo."

Friday, March 30, 2012

The 2 amazing Thing

Hello. We have just found out earth-shattering news. Babies are the 2 amazing thing ever.
Take a look. 

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Sea Turtlesy-

Greetings, my fellow ingenious colleagues. Cambria is absent at the moment. I, Professor Smarty-pants am here to increase your minimal knowledge about the renowned sea turtle. They can be found in all oceans excluding the  polar regions.Some species even travel between oceans! Their lifespans can be over 80 years long. Sea turtles are almost always submerged in water so they have developed an anaerobic system of respiration. The turtles are hunted world wide but, in many countries it is illegal. Thank you for reading.

  Professor  Smarty-pants

Monday, March 12, 2012

Sir Blake

Hehe. This man is quite remarkable. Look him up. He used to write beautiful stories. Then he got very very boring. I hope he begins to write more.(HINT HINT) Sir Blake, the public misses you.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Where are my stalkers?

Hi! I know your reading this. I bet your watching me write this. Don't think I don't know. Because I do.
Well on to the story. I've been reading lots of different blogs/websites, and it seems like each one has a personal stalker. The stalker always comments on every post or likes every status update and re-tweets every tweet. Their there. But, I'm wondering why don't I have a online stalker? Is my blog not good enough for you?!?! Fine. I'll just find one. Or I'll create another account and follow myself! Yes that's what I'll do. HeeHeeHee.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Lemon Puff

Hello my little lemon puffs! It"s good to see you here. I hope your day has been well. Mine has been spectacular. Smokey (my cat) is very rambunctious today, climbing and scratching everything. Jabba(my dog, well one of them) has been very rude lately. He is starting to act like a teenager. Lemon puff. Lemon Puff. LeMoon PUff. Puff Lemon.Hmmm. Very strange. Lemon Puff.