Rain and IceCream

Oh the rain... I always enjoy it with a huge bowl of ice cream. Yes, it's cold. But, it tastes like angels frolicking on your tongue. Sorta like bacon when it's crispy. Rain on the other hand is cold and wet. It makes me feel gross. Like a dog that got it's nose attacked by a skunk. But, with ice cream, I really enjoy it. As long as there is a five centimeter thick pane between us.