Why Smokey the Cat is my Hero

1. He can sleep all day.
2. He hides in closets.
3. Smokey can beat up dogs.
4. He loves musicals, and if you try to change the channel he'll scream bloody murder.
5.Smokey sleeps on the couch pillows.
6.He has awesome battle scars from neighborhood fights.
7. His tail has dark rings around it.
8. Smokey drinks out of the bathtub faucet.
9. He likes watching cars go by.
10. Smokey loves me as much as I love him.