The 2 amazing Thing

Hello. We have just found out earth-shattering news. Babies are the 2 amazing thing ever.

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Sea Turtlesy-

Greetings, my fellow ingenious colleagues. Cambria is absent at the moment. I, Professor Smarty-pants am here to increase your minimal knowledge about the renowned sea turtle. They can be found in all oceans excluding the  polar regions.Some species even travel between oceans! Their lifespans can be over 80 years long. Sea turtles are almost always submerged in water so they have developed an anaerobic system of respiration. The turtles are hunted world wide but, in many countries it is illegal. Thank you for reading.

Sincerely,

  Professor  Smarty-pants

Sir Blake

Hehe. This man is quite remarkable. Look him up. He used to write beautiful stories. Then he got very very boring. I hope he begins to write more.(HINT HINT) Sir Blake, the public misses you.