In case you haven't noticed

My little fish at the bottom of the screen are very idiotic. They like to stay as close to the edge as possible. When I try to feed them they swim away from my food.. I suppose I could just delete them but, that would be very sad. I know how much you guys enjoy them. Every time you see them you probably smile. You probably giggle uncontrollably when they slam into the walls. Poor little fishes. 

Questions with my Clever Answers

Why ask why? Asking why is important in our understanding of the question. What does water taste like? Water tastes like one part hydrogen and two parts oxygen. What is the Earth's moon called? The Earth's moon is named Moon. (we live in a very original world) What is the cause of Uranus's unusual rotation axis? It is believed that the planet was hit by a large space object causing it's rotation axis to be nearly parallel to it's orbit. What is the name of the @ symbol? The @ symbol is known by many names such as the: at symbol, ampersant, or the at mark. Why do you like lists? Because I love lists. Now good day!  

HIDE AND SEEK

 Scary. The title is in capital letters. That is never good. My least favorite game is hide and seek. But, yesterday was the worst. Let me give you a play-by-play of this particular game:

There I was hiding behind a bush

waiting for the attacker.

I heard a scream coming from the girl running from him.

He reached over and tapped her on the shoulder.

She sighed and went to base.

Still not seen I quickly ran to the next bush.

He looked back but didn't see me.

After he ran around the back I jumped from my bush and sprinted 

I ran to the base and hoped on

With a cry of victory I went inside and ate a small potatoe

THE END

Really?

I really don't like math. I really really don't like cake. I don't like heights. I dislike my hair. I don't like the cold. I don't like roses. Ladybugs give me rashes. Locker rooms are nasty. Cocoa crispy stuff does not taste like Coco Puffs. Cat hair itches. fish scales gross me out.

As you can tell by now lots of things make me mad. But, there are plenty of things that make me happy.

I love frosting. Coco puffs are my sheer joy in life. reading is my fvorite thing. Bubble baths make me giggle. I love bacon. I like my cat. I like butterflies. I love penguins. Totem poles make me feel happy. i like my friends. I really like chicken. And most of all I like making lists.   

IT

Everyone knows IT. Some have t-shirts of IT. Others have pictures of IT. Some have posters. Or plates of IT. Even underwear.  On TV they talk about IT.   It's very popular. I bet you've seen IT. I bet you love IT. You probably wish you could just be IT. I for one never liked IT. IT is cheesy and creepy.


Do you know what IT is?

  Love, Cambria

Beauty and Love

Ooah! I bet your wondering who this lucky fellow is. That is the question. Who does Cambria love? Well, let me describe him. he has gray hair, green eyes, and a fat droopy body. That's right he's a cat. He is 14 years old. He's really mean and likes to bite. Oh yes that's right follower's I'm so bored that I'm talking about my cat. How sad.... So really there is no beauty. Sorry. This is really boring so...  Hugs and Pugs!

Tickets Please!

 I went to a carnival today. But, of course it was very small because of where i live. Oh sure it had rides, cotton candy, funnel cake (mmmm...) and the occasional  carnival child. which are the offspring of carny folk. It just wasn't big. So anyway, I went on a ride called the Hammer heads. The man operating the ride only spoke about three words of English. I had dropped some of my tickets and didn't know it. he came to our sets and tried handing me the tickets.I was so confused. I said "No I already gave you my tickets". He shrugged and slammed are cage door shut and started the ride.I then realized that he tried giving me those tickets so I was practically screaming, " Wait stop, those are mine!" But, of course he did not care. So finally I gave up and tried to relax as e were going upside down. When the ride ended I didn't even bother trying to get them back. I just said "Well thanks a lot." and walked into the ever glowing sunset.  

My Lovely Fans!

Sorry people. I haven't really wrote much this summer. But, anyway. i got a message a while back from an Anoynmous. They wrote: "Amo tu blog, me encanta lo que escribís. Eres muy graciosa e inteligente; me haces reír mucho!! Felicitaciones"  which means :

"I love your blog, I love what you write." You are very funny and intelligent; you make me laugh much! "Congratulations" So thank you my adoring follower.

The 1 Amazing Thing

What is amazing? Me? Turkeys? The phone? Lists? How about everything. When you see things like me, everything is pretty dang cool. Softballs, cookies, aliens, worms, printers, and maybe even you. Yes you. But, the first thing is ........... sporks. Sporks are the first thing for many reasons. They hold soup, pasta, ice cream, pickle shavings, you name it the spork can hold it. They can dig holes or stab things. whatever you need the spork can do it. So go and buy a package of sporks. Feed your imagination with it.

Telephone

I hate when this happens. You only here one side of the conversation. This happened to me when I was at the store. I was in line to check out and I heard this: Hello? Hey! Nothing really. What? When? She said that? Oh yeah. Wow? You go girl! Oh! She laughed? Oh no! He was there? She did that? OK. yeah. See ya later! But, this is only half of what I heard. The rest was a lot of mumbling and giggling. It was slightly creepy. So if your talking on your phone, look around. you'll probably see someone trying to listen to you. If this happens hang up!

Summer Time Breeze

                 I've never really liked summer. All the boring stay at home days, the nasty sunburns, and the working days. Its been two days of summer vacation and I've already had all three. I am so bored I've resorted to writing songs on my keyboard. Their terrible. I want something cool to happen. I don't want to sit here for 106 days doing absolutely nothing. maybe i should move. Or take violin lessons. Or maybe go to Canada, Russia, Latvia,and maybe even Australia. Too bad I don't have any money. Hmmmm..... maybe I should get a job! That would be fun right? probably not. I'm not even able to work yet. Grrrrrr....

Je t'aime

It's French. It means I love you. That's my new hobby, translating words from English to different languages. for example,  O tanjō-bi omedetō! means happy Birthday in Japanese. Okay I'm bored of that already. Hope you like the new pic! That's another hobby of mine. Drawing, looking for ,and eating stick figures.

Super Amazing Language

Dear Faithful Followers,

You know, I missed you guys. I should have been faithful to you. But, that's in the past. Today's topic is: My super awesome language. When I say Grrrrrr it means I am super mad right now. OMW means Oh my word. Poodle Sticks means either Wow or Dang it. Snap means super Wow. These are just a few things i say there are many more that I can't seem to remember.

       Love, Cambria

Tricky Track

Okay. Picture this. 50 preteens running on a field. 25 not trying. 25 pushing their hardest. All of them sweating like pigs. Two minutes later. 35 kids jumping. 20 throwing heavy objects. Some are laughing. Some are crying. All of them are panting like dogs.

So. Which one is me? Am I a thrower? Am I jumper? Well, I'm not strong. I don't do distance. I jump hurdles. I sprint. I long jump.  But, I have learned a valuable lesson. when your running it's a good idea to keep your shirt on. No I did not take mine off. Someone else did. And that did not tun out well.

The City of Dreams

Hahaha! I wish! San Francisco is definitely NOT the city of dreams. It's crowded, there's plenty of crazy people to go around, and it was kind of cold. *Sigh*. At least I had a good time. Even though we didn't go to the things I listed. Well, we did go to Fisherman's Wharf, some museums, on a tiny ferry, and a really cool hotel. I suppose those things are always cool. So go to the City of Dreams. And enjoy!   

OMW!!!!!

Oh My Word! It's the beginning of the world as we know it! Cambria is going to San Francisco! I'll be going to Alcatraz, Fisherman's Wharf , Lombard Street, Half-Moon bay, Ripley's Believe it or not! Every thing imaginable. I know your jealous loyal Cambria Sees fans...... 

Wishes of a Lonely Soul

I wish.....

• That I could be super famous.
• That I could own The Moon.
• I would be adored by millions of children.
• They would make a Barbie of me.
• I had my own poster.
• The dictonary people would put my name in it. With the definition: The most amazing, talented, and beautiful person in the world. Or something like that.
• Someone would hug me in the street and say "I'm so glad to see your face."
• That I had my own Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster in pink.

Love, Cambria

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

BUTTER

Dear Cambrian Readers,

For the past few weeks I've been begging my parents for a chicken. A small chick named Butter. I promised them I would feed it. i said I would haul her waster to the coop. I even swore I would collect her eggs, wash them, and sell them for an easy profit. Hehehe. I think the idea is rubbing off on them. Or one of YOU my fine blog readers could deliver a chick to my summer estate in Sicily. just remember it has to be yellow.

Love, Cambria

Ahhhhhh......

School is a wonderful place isn't? Especially middle school. All the mean catty girls. That annoying boy who thinks he's cute (Well, you're not). That creepy goth chick who sits behind you breathing down your neck during reading class. The nice people who sit by you during lunch when all your friends went to play volleyball. All the teachers. I won't say anything there because I like my teachers. Those boys that you never see without a basketball. And the friend who doesn't think your weird when you pick up a rock and call it your baby. Isn't school so cool! Well, at least I think it is.