HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB ROSS!

He would be exactly 70 years old today..... He was a great man.
Just remeber folks, happy trees! Happy BUSHES! CLOUDS WITH FEELING!

Why Smokey the Cat is my Hero

1. He can sleep all day.
2. He hides in closets.
3. Smokey can beat up dogs.
4. He loves musicals, and if you try to change the channel he'll scream bloody murder.
5.Smokey sleeps on the couch pillows.
6.He has awesome battle scars from neighborhood fights.
7. His tail has dark rings around it.
8. Smokey drinks out of the bathtub faucet.
9. He likes watching cars go by.
10. Smokey loves me as much as I love him.

Melodramatic Teens

So, I was browsing on Facebook one fine evening and I came across a girl's status. It read exactly in these words :

-__- cant take this any more!!!!)':


Yes that was the exact words she said. I wanted to post a comment but I realized that I didn't even know this girl. So instead I continued looking at my news feed. Then another melodramatic status popped up!


Im sooo sick of all this stupid drama, can't we all be 

friends?? So tired of stupid stuck up girls! ;(((

LIKE IF YOU AGREE! ?:)

Really? Are you kidding me? Doesn't that just create more drama??? I of course did NOT like that status. Because I knew that it would cause her to think she can say dumb things! Then I saw ANOTHER status....

Seriously hating life right now.-.- I can't believe he 

broke up with me!!! We were sooo happy... DDD;

Then a comment showed up.

Dude, you were with him for three days. Calm down.

I sort of liked this comment and was promptly followed by ten other people. The girl who posted the melodramatic statement said:
 YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN!! ;(
The first guy who commented said back:

It's the truth. :)

After that I turned off my laptop and went to bed.