R is for Ridicule

Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to tell you how to insult someone without using a single curse word. Ready?

• You sir/madame are a vain, swag-bellied, impertinent harpy!
• You fiend! You cowardly, beslubbering fool!
• How can anyone be so earth-vexing as you?!
• Beef-headed canker-blossom!

And my personal favorite,

YOU HORN-BEAST!!!!

Thank you Mister Shakespeare for enlightening the world with your creative words.:)