School House Blues

So the sun is setting on the school year, which makes me the most happy person in the world. JK.
I really am going to miss it. I've had such a great freshman year. I made new friends, I had great classes, I learned things. Sighhh But, soon it will be the summer! And I will be tan and glorious,lalalala perfection

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

So on Facebook(where all stupid things happen) I saw my newsfeed was filled like this:

Guy: TBH? Doing all #bored

Girl: TBH?? :) all of 'em. #bored

Boy: booored, #TBH? 

Chick: Tbh? lol #bored

Dude: TBH?? yep doin all :) borreedd

Brave Soul: Loving life right now!!!:)

GASP!  

NOOOOOOOOOO!

Okay so I just found out something, and I'm like:

NO, This is fake, I will not stand for it. Can I be alone? I can't? Please. NO, I can't even. Just augh. No, NO, NOO

JK everything's fine.

Dear Facebook Users Everywhere

Dear Facebook Users
        We have been companions for over two years. I thank you for your friendship. But I have one small request. Can you please stop the use of hash tags? They are extremely annoying. For example: These were on my news feed just this morning.

That moment when ur being ignored and u dont know y :/ #literally #mad #why #are #you #ignoring #me? 

What would I do without him?! #brother #mylittleman #lovehim #crazy

BRRR! 

#coldday #tryingtostaywarm #freezing #track

Keep calm and shoot a shot gun :)

# 12 gauge

I'm sorry, but is this not ridiculous?  These people are literally* driving me insane!

*literally is being used as a mocking word.

Literally.

This is what I see, like literally everyday.

 Some Girl:Literally gonna cry!!! I lost my charger!!! ;( 
              Some other chick:Omg this is why I love you because your a BIG DORK
Some Girl:Haha dude I'm serious...I'm really crying!! My dad is in my doorway literally laughing at me. Like I'm literally crying over this.
              Some other chick: Dude, that sucks. I literally can't believe you did that.



My response to this: ARE YOU STUPID?? Please everyone, use literally in appropriate statements. It should be used with respect. LITERALLY

Things I Seriously Heard Today (No JOKE)

"Dang ladies, look at these abs."
my response in my head: Are you stupid??
'What kind of Asian are you?"
my response in my head: Are you stupid??
"LOL GUYS, I'm such a hipster"
my response in my head: Are you stupid??
"I think I'm going to go on a diet, of raw fish and milk"
my response in my head: Are you stupid??
"How many hours are in a day?"
my response in my head: Are you stupid??
"Does dye go into your head? Cause if it does, that would explain why I act so blonde"
This one made me want to punch the girl in her face. Like straight up.

10 Things Every Blogger Knows is True

• A blogger is obsessive over how many views they get in a day.
• Their blog has to have the perfect theme.
• Bloggers think way too much about how they can diversify their fan-base.
• Their blog is seen as a holy place. Where one can meditate and enjoy.
• Blogs are more trouble than they are worth, but you wouldn't get rid of yours.
• A blog post has to relate to everything and nothing at the same time.
• Bloggers sometimes think in everyday situations, "This would be perfect for my blog".
• Sometimes bloggers fear that creeps will find them if they post personal things.
• A blogger can usually tell if someone else is one of our kind. (another blogger)
• Blogs are the best way to tell people your feelings.

Don't. Touch. ME.

Alright so one thing you should know about me, I hate when people touch my hair. Like seriously don't, don't, don't, touch my hair! Except for my lovely sister who can touch it because she's special. Second thing, I hate hugs. They make me feel like I'm being strangled. Just no.

The English Class

I am typing in my English class. My teacher is walking around, and I really hope he does not come over and look at what I'm doing. I don't think he'd really mind much but you never know. Oh look here he comes walking closer to this computer. It's not like I didn't get my work done, because I did. And he looked at it and said, "Great job!" Which I graciously accepted it as a compliment instead of one of those things teachers just say as a fill in for awkward moments. So yes, everyone have a great day. 

Question #9

Dear kambria,
for two months, I've liked this gurl. Shes super pretty and realy nice. how should I ask her out/
scareed

Well Scareed,
Judging by your grammar and spelling errors, you should definitely not write this girl a note. She will be confused and probably reject you . So first, get to know this girl better. Yes telling a girl she's pretty works charms, but if that's all you have? Just no. Expect to be rejected. Second, talk to her! Not like flirting, but be nice. Ask about her, let her speak. Final step, ask her out. Approach her in a horizontal manner. It really freaks girls out to be approached from behind or directly in front. Then go right into the question. Say this
"So, we've been talking a lot lately, and I was thinking maybe we should hang out sometime?" Then her response will probably be one of these three things. "Sure, I'd love to" or "No, I thought we could just be friends?" or a mumbled "Umm maybe." Respond to these responses with appropriate remarks.

Have fun,
Cambria or kambria? (Like seriously man, learn to read)

April Fools'

Happy April Fools' Day! JUST KIDDING! I hate this day. Let me tell you why..
When I was in kindergarten, my dearest brother was in 5th grade. Of course he would watch out for me.. What a wonderful brother right? So one time he was playing with me, and this girl came over.(It was April 1st by the way) and she had a big bag of oreos. So I was like SWEET! And she offered one to my brother who took one. He paused for a moment and at it. HE said thank you and asked if I could have one ,too. Because he was just that nice. The girl smiled sweetly, and preceded to hand me an oreo. I greedily accepted it. I shoved the entire thing in my mouth... And then it hit me. The disgusting taste of Colgate toothpaste and chocolate. I began to gag and cough. I heard laughter as my vision blurred. My brother wasn't laughing though.. And then my coughing got much worse. The girl looked a little scared. I then puked all over her shoes. She started crying, and my brother looked completely mortified. He picked me up and hauled me to the office to call my mom.. I still am very wary of oreos.