Wednesday, January 30, 2013

C is for Coughing Cambria

Yeahhhh, I'm sicker than anything. I feel like I'm dying, but we must keep calm. I'm coughing so much and have snot running down my face, all day. Blech.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

B is for Books

Well, right now I'm in class. IT'S A READING CLASS! And what a beautiful class this is. You can just sit and enjoy yourself. Like I am now. But, books are nice. So bye.

Sunday, January 27, 2013

A? I think that's the first letter

 A is for  "Apples and Doom" a creative tale of my near death experience.

It began as a normal day in my little town. I was visiting my beloved Grandmother's house. She had asked my brother and I to pick her apples. See, these apples are not normal apples like the ones you'd find in a grocery store. No these were:

Which are bitter, evil apples. As a child my cousins would pick these apples off the ground and viciously throw them at my head! Anyway,my brother set up a ladder and I grabbed some buckets. We were excited to climb up that giant tree and pick these monsters. My grandmother wanted this done today and it seemed like this would happen. So I climbed up the steps and reached the lowest branch. I clambered onto it and started grabbing the apples and throwing them down to my brother. As soon as I finished one branch I would start another. Often there would be BAD APPLES. These apples usually had holes in them from the birds pecking at their juicy flesh. These apples would be thrown onto the ground for the neighborhood animals to eat them. When we were done picking the apples, I started to climb down the tree. That's when it happened.... As I made my way down the branches, I slipped on something. A BAD APPLE! It had been squished from being thrown so hard at the ground. But, it hadn't made it to the ground. Noooo, the treacherous object had landed on one of the branches. I lost my footing and began my painful descent towards the ground. I knew at that moment I was to die. Luckily, my feet had caught on to a low hanging branch. So my fall was stopped momentarily. I quickly swung forward to the next branch and regained my balance. At this time, my brother was just sitting on the ground eating one of the apples not knowing i had almost died. When I told him what had happened he laughed. I then took my bucket full of apples and stomped inside to eat some apple pie that our lovely Grandma had made.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

The Letter of the Day Is to Begin

SO! As you must have noticed, I have....dun dun DUN... RUN OUT OF IDEAS!
Ok. Lie. I have not. I have many great things planned ,my dears. I just needed a few days to cool down and take school seriously. So we will start with this: THE GREAT LETTER OF THE DAY

This "series" will be about many different topics. It may include: animals, stories, people, candy, Willy Wonka, and mystical creatures created by me! Today is just a warning about this new adventure. Unfortunately  I will not be giving a Letter for you to enjoy. Just sit back and wait for the magic my little readers.


Sunday, January 13, 2013

Passive Aggressive Statements

We all know that one person who acts like they're not mad, but then turn around and say something like this:
NO, I'm not mad. It's just that I wish SOME PEOPLE would stop being so inconsiderate of my feelings.

Honestly. I've actually heard this come out of my friend's mouth. Anyways, let's just say I applaud the people who actually say what they want instead of that.
But, the reason I wrote this Passive Aggressive post is because SOMEONE said something passive aggressive  to me. My response:  " LOOK EVERYONE A DRAMA QUEEN!" but, I said only to myself. So deal with the problem people, tell someone why you're upset! DO IT!

Sunday, January 6, 2013

School again?

Awh yes the dreaded place of old. Torturing students for countless years. My school chose to restart on this Tuesday... How pleasant.  That means I'll get to see my favorite teacher, favorite friends, and those other kids I swear I have never seen before. Yayyyyy!

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

How To Enjoy 2013

  • Build a zombie apocalypse safe house.
  •  Learn a different language.
  • USE that different language.
  • Get a Pinterest.
  • Follow me on Twitter, if you can find me! Mwhahaha
  • Eat a new type of fruit, like guava.
  • Decide to enjoy the little things.
  • Read this post.
  • Read this ENTIRE blog!
  • Give Smokey the cat a hug from wherever you live.

That's all folks!