R is for Ridicule

Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to tell you how to insult someone without using a single curse word. Ready?

• You sir/madame are a vain, swag-bellied, impertinent harpy!
• You fiend! You cowardly, beslubbering fool!
• How can anyone be so earth-vexing as you?!
• Beef-headed canker-blossom!

And my personal favorite,

YOU HORN-BEAST!!!!

Thank you Mister Shakespeare for enlightening the world with your creative words.:)

Q is for Quirky

Q is a really hard letter. But anyways, I got another story for you little chinchillas.

I have a dear friend named umm let's call him Chinchilla B. Chinchilla B is like the most awesome person ever. Except for one thing he totally hates chinchillas!!!! Like why?? According to him, they can and will suck out your soul when you're not looking.. What the heck Chinchilla B? WHAT THE HECK!?

P is for People

I don't hate people. Really I don't. I just hate people's actions...

O is for Only One Here

If you were the only person in the entire world for one day what would you do? Would you go wild? Do everything and anything? Or would you just stay at home and count the hours of you being alone? It's a difficult choice...

N is for Night Owl

It's time for me to come clean... I can't sleep. Like ever. I just sit in my bed and think about life...
Pretty much my night is like this:

What Is Tomorrow? When Will My Life Become Even More Awesomer? Is That Possible? Am I Secretly A Princess? Wait, If X = Y, Then Why Does Y=Mx+B? Does Math Work In Outer Space? If Drugs Make You See Stuff You’ve Never Seen, Doesn’t That Mean That You’re Actually Making Something That Never Has Been Created? Do Babies Have Kneecaps? Where Would My Life Be If I Didn’t Have The Internet? How Is My Bed This Uncomfortable? What Was That Noise? Smokey Is Snoring Somewhere In Here I Bet. Wait, Or Was That Meeko? Does Meeko Even Live Here? Why Am I Not Asleep? When Is The Next Season Of Sherlock Holmes Coming Out? I Wonder If We’ll See That One Girl Again? If My Hairbrush Got Caught In My Hair, Would I Have To Cut My Hair? Wait, Am I Even Here Right Now? Is It Really 4 Am? I Have To Get Up In An Hour?! Whoa, This Night Has Been Going Fast..

M is for Meeko

I have a cat. His name is Meeko. He is one of the coolest cats like ever.
Here's why:

• Meeko is overweight, from eating Walmart cat food.
• He enjoys Tasty Temptations from Walmart also.
• He loves to bite his brothers tail. 
• Meeko loves the ladies.
• Meeko watches TV like nonstop.
• He's one of my best friends. 

L is for Love.

He totally did guys. Why did you mess it up with him???

K is for Knowledge Bowl

Soooooooooo I'm a bowler. A knowledge bowler. That means I go to competitions across my state. And yeah, my team won a few golds, not bragging or anything. I've met a bunch of really cool people. Everyone is smart and not even mean about it.
Let me tell you the story of how I got involved in knowledge bowling.
It was in the 8th grade. My friends said hey let's join knowledge bowl. and we did.
i was the only one who stuck with it into high school of course. Little punks running off like that.

J is for Jealousy

We all have been through it. That moment when you realize someone is better than you. It's OK  I think you're a great individual, with a wonderful personality, envious looks, and a sense of humor that is awesome. So that means, I'm jealous of you. JUST KIDDING! We're on an equal level right? Or in a more  mathematical example:

Cambria < You
Correct?

I is for Isotope

Yes, children it's that time of the week. Letter time!! I is for isotope. I really don't know what isotopes are.. Someone tell me please?

H is for Hallway Akwardness

Yeah, when you're in high school pretty much everything is awkward. EVERYTHING. Let's talk about the hallway!

• Cramped
• Smelly
• Everyone Stares
• Bumping into people.
• Eye contact.
• Everyone just has to mention how much juice you're carrying. (sorry for liking juice)
• Teachers
• Lockers

Yes, its a beautiful thing right?

G is for Going

Sometimes I like to think about life. Where am I going? What will I do with my life? The answer usually is: Don't worry about it, just take a nap instead.
I'm pretty good at giving myself advice, but I don't always act upon it. Lawl yes I do. Naps for allll!

F is for FBLA

Tommorow I'll be going to a university. I'll be showing three judges a power point or something on Business Law. Which I have NO CLUE ABOUT. Why me?? Why did no one tell me about such things? I'm going to do terrible. And then I will cry.

Question #8

Question:
Dear Cambria,
I've been friends with this certain girl for almost 3yrs. I reaaalllyyy reaally like her. She said "You are such a great guy, i'm glad we're best friends. What should I do????!
friendzoned

Answer:
Dear friendzoned,
I am so sorry. Just kidding I don't feel bad for you. You are in the same spot as countless others. But here's my advice: IGNORE HER! If you distance yourself from her as much as possible, she will either realize her feelings for you or YOU will realize that there are other girls out there.

With as much pity as the next person,
Cambria

E is for Everlasting Triumph

You know that moment when you accomplish something so amazing that you remember it forever? No? Well neither have I.
But, I swear I will do something like that. I will accomplish something that is completely awesome that everyone remembers it for always. I want to do something more than just live my life like everyone else. There should be much more to to it than that, right? RIGHT!

D is for Delusional Damsel

Yeah so I lied. About everything.
Ok that was a lie, I really just lied about the post a day thing. Ain't nobody got time for dat! But I'll try. Sort of.
Sometimes, I forget what I'm writing about. It's one of those times...